Daily Drive, Track, Burn: Bonkers German Supersedans

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01/26/2014 at 17:00 • Filed to: dd track burn, mercedes, bmw, audi

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Deutschland serves up ballistic power, luxury, and four seats. What would you daily drive, track, and burn? It's a German civil war between the Mercedes CLS63 AMG, BMW M6 Gran Coupe, and Audi RS7. Fight!

Full disclosure: Mercedes, BMW, and Audi so strongly didn't want me to test drive these cars, they screamed in perfect unison, "Nein! Yuo buy nao or yuo don't into drives at all!".

2014 Mercedes CLS63 AMG

"Crazy-powerful AWD 4-door coupe."

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MSRP: From $99,500

Engine: 5.5L AMG biturbo V-8, 550 hp/531 lb-ft

Drivetrain: 4MATIC® all-wheel drive

Transmission: 7-speed AMG SPEEDSHIFT® MCT

Zero - 60 mph: 3.7 seconds

Top speed: 155 mph (electronically limited)

2014 BMW M6 Gran Coupe

"The prettiest M5 you'll ever see."

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MSRP: From $115,000

Engine: 4.4-liter BMW M TwinPower Turbo V-8, 560 hp/502 lb-ft

Drivetrain: Rear-wheel drive

Transmission: 7-speed M Double Clutch Transmission (M DCT) with Drivelogic

Zero - 60 mph: 4.1 seconds

Top speed: 155 mph (electronically limited)

2014 Audi RS7

"More delicious than apple strudel."

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MSRP: From $104,900

Engine: Twin-turbo 4.0 V8, 560 hp/516 lb-ft

Drivetrain: Quattro® All-wheel drive with sport differential

Transmission: Eight-speed Tiptronic® automatic

Zero - 60 mph: 3.7 seconds

Top speed: 174 mph

As always, choose wisely!

Note: Stats and figures are not guaranteed to be correct. Images courtesy of "the internet".


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > PRBot II
01/26/2014 at 17:02

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Ahh yes. Finally. Of course this is hard because all of these things are some of my favorite cars. Alas, the choices are easy though.

DD: CLS 63

Track: M6 GC...although I'd secretly lock the CLS 63 in the garage and throw away the key so I'd be forced to drive the M6 all the time...tough I know.

Burn: Heavy, fat, nose heavy RS 7. Sorry Audi.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > PRBot II
01/26/2014 at 17:03

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DD RS7

Track M6

Burn CLS


Kinja'd!!! BJ > PRBot II
01/26/2014 at 17:06

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My first instinct was this:

DD - Mercedes-Benz CLS63 AMG

Track - Audi RS7

Burn - BMW M6 Gran Coupe

But after thinking about it a bit:

DD - BMW M6 Gran Coupe

Track - Audi RS7

Burn - Mercedes-Benz CLS63 AMG

Hmm, I'm still not sure. In any case, there's no way the Audi gets burned.


Kinja'd!!! twinturbobmw > PRBot II
01/26/2014 at 17:15

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DD Audi
Track BMW
Burn Mercedes


Kinja'd!!! NotACactus > PRBot II
01/26/2014 at 17:17

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DD: M6GC

Track: CLS63

Burn: RS7


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > PRBot II
01/26/2014 at 17:22

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DD: M6 Gran Coupe

Track: RS7

Burn: CLS63 AMG


Kinja'd!!! Alex Murel > PRBot II
01/26/2014 at 17:22

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Fuck you, I can't burn any of these.


Kinja'd!!! Niquemarshall > twinturbobmw
01/26/2014 at 17:23

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My thoughts exactly.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > Alex Murel
01/26/2014 at 17:24

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Do it!


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > PRBot II
01/26/2014 at 17:24

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DD- RS7. Hatchback and at least it doesn't call itself a coupe

Track- CLS673 sedan. It's a crazy powerful AWD sedan.

Burn - BMW M6 Sedan.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > PRBot II
01/26/2014 at 17:29

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DD: RS7 because ridiculously fast and understeery on the track

Track: M6 because holy damn its gorgeous and an M car and drives amazing

Burn: CLS63 because it is the ugliest car ever. The old was classy and beautiful, but the new one just looks like a transformer boner with some crappy LED eyeliner.


Kinja'd!!! SpeedSix > PRBot II
01/26/2014 at 17:55

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DD: BMW M6 Gran Coupé

Track: Audi RS7

Burn: Mercedes-Benz CLS63 AMG


Kinja'd!!! CPT Speedbump > PRBot II
01/26/2014 at 18:02

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Track AND DD RS7, sell the other 2 ;)


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > twinturbobmw
01/26/2014 at 21:27

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agreed


Kinja'd!!! ssidd47 > PRBot II
01/26/2014 at 22:26

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Daily drive: CLS63 all day everyday. I really can't understand the hate for this. It's absolutely gorgeous and both the interior and exterior are luxuriously designed.
Track: RS7. That thing is just batshit crazy.
Burn: M6. It's just kind of grungy compared to the other two.